
Zion: He's a former boyband singer whose solo career has snowballed into a one-man revival of the British Invasion and he does (some) acting on the side. Let’s start at the beginning:Įmily: How would you describe Harry Styles to someone who's been in a coma since 2010? When not doing my silly little job you’ll find me binging competition reality shows, trashy reality shows, and playing League of Legends.Īlthough Zion and I have been having the queerbaiting conversation for months, I wonder if everyone else and their Substack followers would be engaging in it too had it not been for King of Pop-gate.īut I digress.


I currently do consulting and enjoy giving my hot takes on things people didn’t ask about-hence the job! The hotter the take the better the conversation. Olivia Wilde-close your ears and stop worrying about me darling because today I’m joined by Zion Kidd to break down Harry’s cult of personality, the impact of his gender expression, and whether or not we’re dealing with a master queerbaiter. Unfortunately for 13-year-old me, this is not exactly the conversation I thought I would be having about the man who made me who I am today (no hate to Bill Sharp, who did once walk past a Good Morning America performance by “Big Time Direction”).

In lieu of devoting my life to piecing together a second-by-second account of this filming experience, we’re going to pivot slightly to the left and talk about the Gucci-swaddled elephant in the room: today, we’re going to talk about Harry Styles.
